Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Mrs. Teevee: That's 105 percent!
Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: Why, are you having fun?
Grandpa Joe: If she's a lady, then I'm a Vermicious Knid!
Willy Wonka: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.
Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
Veruca: [singing] I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now.
Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Willy Wonka: Don't you know what this is?!
Violet Beauregarde: By gum, it's gum!
Willy Wonka: If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates