What time is it?   http://www.time.gov/

Who am I?   Kevin Shawn [last name removed for security purposes], or so I'm told.

Why am I here?   To make Peter's life more interesting.

Does God exist?   Yes, but don't let Her know you know that!

Why is the sky BLUE?   http://www.why-is-the-sky-blue.org/

Do the ends justify the means?   Not if you trample on me to get there!

Hot enough for ya?
(var) Is it hot in here or is it just me?   It's just you, it's always just you.

Did you see Sienfeld/Friends/E.R. last night?   God, I hope not!

If Sodom was destroyed because of sodomy, why did God destroy Gomorrha?   Because Gamera, the giant Japanese turtle, lived there.

What is the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe,and Everything?

Q: What time does Friday Night Movies start?
A: 8:00PM

Q: What the hell is this?
A: A bunch of questions that people frequently ask. Who said they had to be relevant to my site or that I had to give any answers? F.A.Q. does not stand for Frequently Answered Questions!!!

Okay, okay, here's a relevant question: So what's a kestrel anyway?